instructions to engage:
close your eyes, for 8 or 389 seconds
ideas as art
chapter 1 – amazon
1
go to amazon
buy people
keep them
2
go to amazon
buy some intelligence
wrap it nicely
keep it aside
3
go to amazon
buy people
gift deliver them
to your neighbour
4
go to amazon
buy people
return them
after 9 days
5
go to amazon
buy some sadness/ beauty/ humility
display it
on a gallery wall
tick-box objective filter
chapter 2 – gallery
1
click 1000 portraits
of 6 year old kids (third world ofcourse)
put them on a gallery floor
ask people to view-walk
on it
2
get 77 people
go to a gallery
hang them from top
upside
down
3
get 389 cows
park them
on
a
gallery floor
chapter 3 – wake up
wake up
go to the washroom
get your toothbrush
look into the mirror
brush the mirror
2
wake up
go to the washroom
pretend
like
you are taking a bath
3
wake up
go to the kitchen
take a bath
4
do not wake up
chapter 4 – office
1
go to the office
call everyone
by your name
2
go to the office
bring 96 of your passport photographs
stick them
to the meeting board
3
go to office
write a vision – mission document
charge 1 banana for half a word
chapter 5 – call it
1
go to the office
pop peanuts
through the day
call it the meditative art practise
2
go to the office
punch in
every 15 minutes
call it repetition as art
3
install a CCTV
in your room
record for 5 years
call it archiving as practise
4
practise a religion
call it art as practise
5
create a google sheet
of how much art organisations pay its employees
put it out on the public
ask fellow workers to add
call it art as disruption
6
go to a gallery
switch off
all the lights
call it art mediation
Addition 1
1
go to IFA
submit a grant application
to critically practise life
