Hunched over the Hindutva horoscope
had hardly the time to pore over
the map of India.
When questioned by Mr Wadhwa, her pot-bellied host
realtor and black market’s toast,
she answered to much acclaim,
“The horoscopes of India and Hindutva,
aren’t they the same?”
At which Mr. Wadhwa and Mrs. Wadhwi
to the all- knowing Sadhvi.