Sadhvi at the Congregation: A Doggerel


Hunched over the Hindutva horoscope

Sadhvi Bindya

had hardly the time to pore over

the map of India.

When questioned by Mr Wadhwa, her pot-bellied host

realtor and black market’s toast,

she answered to much acclaim,

“The horoscopes of India and Hindutva,

aren’t they the same?”

At which Mr. Wadhwa and Mrs. Wadhwi

paid obeisance

to the all- knowing Sadhvi.